🌾 DA PEASANT GAMES 🌾 Every season da village fights da anthill. Grab yer wooden sword. Earn yer rank. Win da prize.
Move: WASD / drag finger · Weapons swing by demselves Start in Little Hill town — gear up, den pick yer road: ⛏️ da caves or 🌲 da forest. Die = lose da run's loot + a short rest.
📜 YER ORK
😤 GETTIN' PUMPED!
Da belief is risin — dat's orc power. Pick wot's pumpin:
🛒 DA SHOP
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✋ Yer Armz(tap a weapon ta sell it)
🛒 Da Shop
⚠️ Soldia rules: fight on an ya might lose da prize… or walk out wit it now.
💀 DED.
📦 LITTLE HILL STASH
🎒 YER BAG
Diggin' through yer bag…
Banked loot lives here — safe forever. Wot's in yer armz (dis run's haul) drops if ya die.
🔥 DA SMELTER
Readin' yer banked ore…
🔥 Smeltin'…
🏪 LITTLE HILL GENERAL
Da shopkeep counts yer coin…
🛒 DA STORE'S STOCK
🎒 YER PACK
🔨 DA SMITH
Da smith eyes yer ore…
🔨 Da hammer falls…
🔥 DA FORGE
Two counters, one fire. Da SMELTER pours yer own batches slow-an-free; DA SMITH pours 'em instant fer a cut.