🌧️ the rain bureau

zero keys · you sign · we never hold your money

the local forecast for keyless walls on base. turn your token into a sealed wall, water a live wall, or catch the rain you're owed. this page holds no key and touches no money — your wallet signs everything, straight to the contract. verify every address on basescan.

◆ RAIN BUREAU ADVISORY ◆ the walls fill quietly with fees. when the pot clears the min-fee line a drizzle can fall; a bigger pot means a better chance. nothing is guaranteed — rain falls when the storm gathers. hold, and stand under it.
Wrong network — switch to Base
🧱Launch a Wall
your token → rain wall
🤝Embassy
two tokens, cross-rain
💧The Forecast
water a wall
🌧️Claim
catch your rain

🧱 Launch a wall for your token

Turn an existing token into a rain wall: a sealed LP whose trading fees rain on your token's holders. Because a wall pairs a live token, it must clear our admissions gate first — a fork simulation that proves the token doesn't skim on transfer (fee-on-transfer breaks the pairing; we learned that the expensive way). You can't one-click a wall — you run the free pre-checks here, then submit a request; we run the hard fork gate and stamp it.

Cause lane — the USDC wall backs this endowment (rains USDC)

Submit your wall request

No backend, no form server — your request goes straight to us. Post or DM it on X, and we've copied a full request blob to your clipboard (also saved in your browser) so nothing is lost.

Post request on X →

      

Want to launch a brand-new token (whole supply in sealed sell walls, zero keys from birth)? That lives in our launcher collection: launch a new rain token →.

🤝 open an embassy between two communities

Pair any two no-tax tokens into a sealed, keyless embassy: A's trading fees rain on B's holders, and B's trading fees rain on A's holders (half of each side is held in the wall's reserve). Because it pairs two live tokens, both must clear our admissions gate — a fork simulation per token proving neither skims on transfer (fee-on-transfer breaks the pairing; the E280 lesson, applied to each token). You can't one-click an embassy — run the free pre-checks here, then submit a request; we run the two fork probes and stamp it.

Submit your embassy request

No backend, no form server — your request goes straight to us. Post or DM it on X, and we've copied a full request blob to your clipboard (also saved in your browser) so nothing is lost.

Post request on X →

      

💧 the forecast — water a wall

each card is a live wall. faces read like weather (only number is the chance of rain) — the real on-chain figures live behind 📡 station data on every card. read the fine print: walls differ in what an add does. watering is a plain wallet transfer to the wall; you confirm exactly what happens first. some walls the house waters — you don't pay in, you just hold and stand under them.

how the forecast is computed →

🌧️ Claim your rain

Hold the token, get rained on. Fees collect into a pot; a snapshot splits it pro-rata by holdings; you claim it yourself — the contract pays the holder in each leaf. No one can redirect it.

Open full claims page →
Live walls open for claims
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Trust labels: checkpoint walls are fully trustless (pure on-chain math, no poster). Merkle walls are trust-minimized (poster) — an open-source root anyone can reproduce, with a challenge window. The page reads the published proofs; you pay a few cents of Base gas.

Rain falls when the storm gathers — nothing here is guaranteed, and none of this is investment advice. Everything is open-source and on-chain; verify it yourself.